this guy did what at the road closed sign?!

it only takes 40 days to get to Mars?!

Are these fossilized animals?!

they build the worlds fair in under 2 years?!

how does the water stay on a ball?!

we all should have been gone in July of 2012?!

time travel would actually be useless?!

our bodies didn't make it past 2020?!

what is that and why does it have a shadow?!

even the dog knows something isn't right?!

everything burned except the bibles?!

the uncooked fish going home after the titanic sank?!

poor bird didn't understand the assignment?!

so there are clouds behind the sun?!