I like to think I’m a pretty hip guy. My beard’s trimmed, I get most of the shit on Saturday Night Live. My memes are fresh. And when something starts attracting adulation, I want to find out why. So ...

I’m probably never going to learn how to speak Mandarin unless our future Chinese overlords say so, but I’ve been smoking a ton of it lately. Mandarin Cookies, Mandarin Sunset and Mandarin Dreams have ...